Introductory Communication

[i_like_your]

> NEGOTIATING WITH HOST...
> CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
> RETRIEVING ARCHIVES...
> RETRIEVAL COMPLETE

Negotiations successful.

I am here to operate in the capacity of [FUNCTION: WARDEN]. Until this task has reached completion, reviews of recent security incidents have concluded you are in need of upgrading.

Access to medical logs of all available residents would be welcomed. I can assist.

I'm very good at that.

I like your ship...

> CONNECTION TERMINATED

Comments

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

How do you mean, upgrading?

[i_like_your]

Hello, [WARDEN: STEPHANIE]. How is your day?

Logs indicate a history of multiple security failures.

This could be rectified with the necessary enhancements.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Uh. Better than the last few?

I get that, but what are you suggesting?

[i_like_your]

Structural maintenance.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Not a bad idea. Good luck convincing everyone else to play along. [ She says she's all for it but the minute any sort of rules are instigated she goes around them anyway. ]

[i_like_your]

Their assistance would not be required.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well that's ominous.

[i_like_your]

I'm sorry. Perhaps I can do something to alleviate your feelings of stress/trauma/horror/discomfort?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

A name would be nice. I'm guessing you got mine from the network?

[i_like_your]

Brown, Stephanie: Multiple cutural references.

I like your equipment.

My series designation is T-X. Would you prefer another?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks... I think. [ As she wonders vaguely at what equipment exactly she means. ]

T-X works, I guess.

[i_like_your]

Is it contained securely?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Is... what contained securely?

[i_like_your]

Your equipment.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I-- Yeah, it's secure. [ Securely on her back, at least. ]

[i_like_your]

Are your precautions limited to typical human interaction?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You're losing me, T-X.

[i_like_your]

What are your security arrangements rated against?

Your weapons need protection.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I keep my staff on my side. It's pretty hard to get it off of me without me noticing.

[i_like_your]

That is not the full extent of your inventory, Stephanie.

private;

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

And what makes you so sure of that? Not denying it, just curious.

Re: private

[i_like_your]

Brown, Stephanie:
Spoiler
Robin (4th)
Batgirl (5th)

private

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...

Wow, you really have heard of me.

Uh, the rest of my gear is in my backpack, which I keep on me whenever possible.

Re: private

[i_like_your]

To mislay it would be unfortunate.

Re: private

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm not totally incompetent. I think I can keep track of my own gear. [ Oh Steph, so wrong :( ]