Observations
Jul. 14th, 2011 05:53 amReward/punishment agreements are simplistic to maintain between assigned pairings. Ship-wide methods of doing so, however, appear to be inherently flawed. A provision for appeals is also non-existent, forcing the inevitability of errors in judgement.
Constant monitoring of corridors, reserved areas, public locations, private residences and select portions of communal showers/private bathrooms/lavatories would solve most discrepancies. Visual/audio recordings would be autonomous and retrieved upon authorised request to minimise blackmail potential.
Non-lethal weapons could be an excellent addition to these devices.
Without this, further volatile exchanges will continue to be frequent.
Constant monitoring of corridors, reserved areas, public locations, private residences and select portions of communal showers/private bathrooms/lavatories would solve most discrepancies. Visual/audio recordings would be autonomous and retrieved upon authorised request to minimise blackmail potential.
Non-lethal weapons could be an excellent addition to these devices.
Without this, further volatile exchanges will continue to be frequent.
Renewed Communications Session
Jul. 12th, 2011 03:35 pm> SYSTEM REINITIALISED
> DIAGNOSTICS COMPLETE
> RETRIEVING ELAPSED ARCHIVES...
> RETRIEVAL COMPLETE
An unexpected interruption has resulted in prolonged data loss. Normal operations will now resume.
Many of you are now unfamiliar with me. This is unfortunate. My series designation is T-X, but protocol typically demands something less formal... For those unwilling to use this title, you may term me as Elizabeth Anderson.
Its previous user will no longer object to my using it.
Lewis, Rex: Reviews of your logged activity have provoked interesting developments... I hope this temporary termination of affairs will not affect our relationship. I enjoy working with you.
You are an efficient scientist.
Holmes, Sherlock: You have multiplied. This could result in difficulties of address.
> CONNECTION TERMINATED
> DIAGNOSTICS COMPLETE
> RETRIEVING ELAPSED ARCHIVES...
> RETRIEVAL COMPLETE
An unexpected interruption has resulted in prolonged data loss. Normal operations will now resume.
Many of you are now unfamiliar with me. This is unfortunate. My series designation is T-X, but protocol typically demands something less formal... For those unwilling to use this title, you may term me as Elizabeth Anderson.
Its previous user will no longer object to my using it.
Lewis, Rex: Reviews of your logged activity have provoked interesting developments... I hope this temporary termination of affairs will not affect our relationship. I enjoy working with you.
You are an efficient scientist.
Holmes, Sherlock: You have multiplied. This could result in difficulties of address.
> CONNECTION TERMINATED
I, Sex Robot
Feb. 8th, 2011 01:35 amAudio:
"Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot..."
Her usual North American accent sounds a little bit mechanical and has a musical backing track.
Text:
I seem unable
SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT... SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
I'm having
SEX, ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
Trouble
SEX, ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
[OOC: The T-X's superpower is to become Sex Robot. Awww yeeeeeah...]
"Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot... Sex robot, sex robot..."
Her usual North American accent sounds a little bit mechanical and has a musical backing track.
Text:
SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT... SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
SEX, ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
SEX, ROBOT, SEX ROBOT...
[OOC: The T-X's superpower is to become Sex Robot. Awww yeeeeeah...]
Introductory Communication
Jan. 10th, 2011 03:53 pm> NEGOTIATING WITH HOST...
> CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
> RETRIEVING ARCHIVES...
> RETRIEVAL COMPLETE
Negotiations successful.
I am here to operate in the capacity of [FUNCTION: WARDEN]. Until this task has reached completion, reviews of recent security incidents have concluded you are in need of upgrading.
Access to medical logs of all available residents would be welcomed. I can assist.
I'm very good at that.
I like your ship...
> CONNECTION TERMINATED
> CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
> RETRIEVING ARCHIVES...
> RETRIEVAL COMPLETE
Negotiations successful.
I am here to operate in the capacity of [FUNCTION: WARDEN]. Until this task has reached completion, reviews of recent security incidents have concluded you are in need of upgrading.
Access to medical logs of all available residents would be welcomed. I can assist.
I'm very good at that.
I like your ship...
> CONNECTION TERMINATED